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Jongin, Let’s not do the cornrows thing plz.

Omg I had the weirdest dream last night….take pokemon, a dance club, EXO, and a murder/crime show and put them all in a blender. That’s what it was like…I’m about 76% sure it might’ve had something to do with the fact that I saw Kai’s possible cornrow hair style in the MV screen shots before bed.

Don’t lie, you know you were all like

Life Lessons

It’s probably a good idea to not name your pokemon after Kpop stars because then you’ll end up like me…disturbing main stream society.

-in class-

Me:***sitting there playing pokemon while pretending to pay attention***

-one of my pokemon suddenly faints-

Me:”NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Wu Fan you have to LIVEEEEE!!!” ***widely waving my arms***

Teacher:***pauses and turns towards me***”Um…As I was saying….”

SM For the love of god what’re you doing to Kris’s hair…

1st: Sex God Blonde

2nd: Slightly less desirable, but still insanely attractive short and black gangstersque style

3rd:…I can’t even….(He looks like a mushroom!!!A brown, dead mushroom TT-TT and that’s putting it nicely…)

+As an added bonus, a demonstration of my intial response featuring Jongin and Suho

(Don’t get me wrong, I love Kris, he’s my bias, but I can’t lie and say that I don’t favor his Blonde look the best >_<)

Everyone jumping for MAMA~

But wait….let’s take a closer look:

1) Please turn your attention to Sehun. He has just reached a whole new level of lazy-He’s just like ”Yeah, Fuck this shit, I’m just gonna do a half-assed turn”

2) and now if you look at Kyungsoo…he’s….SKIPPING. He, on the other hand, has just added 2984q931810 points to his adorableness meter

I love all of you.

That concludes this presentation.

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